It's That Poop Again

I'm not sure what it is like with other infants but when Heidi poops she really gives that diaper an aerobic work out. I'm almost afraid to change her after I hear the fartsies. Case in point this morning. I hear a few good farts coming from her buttocks area and can smell it seconds later. This to me indicates that it is time for a diaper change. I place little Miss Heidi on the changing table to begin my operation. I remove the diaper and DAMN this kid can poop! Green sludge everywhere! I grab my tools of the trade AKA wipes and a new diaper. As I have the diaper off thinking that no more poop could possibly come out of this child, a fart shoots poo a foot across the changing table. Awesome. She also took out the diaper I was about to change her into. Other diaper changing shenanigans is when I am changing a poop and then she decides it is time to pee. A little fountain of urine flowing all over the place. Oh the joy of infants.

This is what I think is going on in her diaper, click HERE.

-Daddy